The Wooden Pony
The ancestor of wooden pony – wooden horse is a sharply angled torture device a wide triangular wooden plank, set sharp end up, mounted on a saw-horse like support. The victim is forced to “ride the horse” putting full body weight on the genitals. The helpless victim is lifted into the air and set upon the horse, his full body weight supported on the most tender flesh – his genitals, which rested on the point of the angle. Additional weights or restraints were often attached to the ankles to keep the victim from falling off. His legs are forced wide by the width of the lower part of the plank. Used on both men and women
The traditional wooden horse torture originated in Japan during the Edo period (as many japanese texts and books say), where it was used as a punishment for christian missionaries or japanese christians and for peasants who cheated paying taxes. The first appearance of wooden horse in the historical text was in the Muromachi period (1336-1573) when it was used for torturing spies and enemies, or punish japanese clan members. A punishment similar to this was used during the American colonial period and later. Called Riding the rail the victim was often carried through town in this predicament, often in conjunction with the punishment of tarring and feathering. The crotch can be injured and the victim unable to walk without pain. The rail was also used in Europe as a general-purpose torture.
A similar device – the Spanish donkey was used in Europe both for torture and execution. The donkey was a big hit in the Spanish military. A naked victim was forced to straddle the apparatus, which was basically a vertical wood board with a sharp V-shape wedge on top. Weights were attached to the offenders’ ankles or feet, pulling them down onto the sturdy wedge until the victims split in two.
But Catholic Guilt uses a kinder, gentler wooden horse, which he affectionately calls a “wooden pony”. The wooden pony is a less immediately painful variation. It is a single plank of wood supported (either again with wooden legs or suspended from the ceiling) horizontal from the floor on its side, with the thin edge up. Usually this edge is filed to a blunt point or rounded off. The victim is made to straddle the plank, which is adjusted (raised or lowered) in order to make the victim stand on his tiptoes or rest his body weight on his genitals on the plank to protect his tender flesh.
This less intense variation was subsequently developed for and more commonly used in BDSM play. The wooden pony has recently become popular with BDSM connoisseurs. Some experts even find that the wooden pony motivates a slave much more effectively than a flogging will. So the wooden pony now is a BDSM device, designed for the slow sexualtorture of a beautiful woman.
There are a lot of ingenious wooden pony modifications made to the original concept of the old “wooden horse”: electric pony, spiked bars with impaling dildos, fixed planks, body-contorting devices, tightly strung ropes etc. But the main rule is that the pain is inflicted by the subject’s own weight. Slavegirl is tied loosely but well enough that she can not dismount. She waits, helpless, as the inevitable muscle fatigue slowly sets in. After many long minutes her calves finally tire. Girl uses the last of her strength to lower herself as gently as possible to the hard, narrow surface of the pony. Her delicate flesh is pressed between the pony and her pelvis, laying the first of many small bruises upon her sex. In moments her muscles can lift her and she rises again, but only for a few minutes this time. Muscles throbbing, again she lowers herself, carefully placing her weight on a new, unmarked place. It takes longer to summon the strength to rise a third time, but after long seconds riding the wooden pony she points her toes and pushes against gravity, sweating from the exertion. As slave’s flesh swells comfort is impossible and she squirms constantly. It is this constant motion that gives “riding the wooden pony” its name.
Remember that the board is very uncomfortable in girl’s crotch. Her hands are suspended above her, usually through a pulley system. The idea is that as she tires, she has to rest upon this painfull board. So use this time to talk to her, to lecture her, to explore her body, to test her in small ways. Running your fingers around the curves of her helplessness, after many long minutes her calves finally tire.
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