Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Naked Nun on Facebook!

Bless, an Italian woman who is planning to become a nun is suing her ex boyfriend.She wants him to remove a  naked photo of her bathing on a Sicilian beach from his Facebook page ASAP. So far no joy, the ex is refusing to remove the pic because he doesn’t want her taking those vows. And besides, it seems when you use the headline “Naked Nun” you are bound to attract new friends who write classic, yet  insensitive, comments on your wall  like “If all nuns were like her, I’d become a priest,”. Oh dear  I don’t think the Vatican would take too kindly to a naked nun flaunting her wears for all the world to see! Lets all de-friend the bastard!  Again....Laura cheers this Guy!!!!!!One up for the Atheists!!!
P.S: Incidently....A lot of the hits to the facebook page are from the Vatican!!! Lol!!... Ave Maria!
Take my advice nun just find a Master like me and practice position training every day. You could be a closet nun if you want to.  Does wonders for your soul.  Does for me every time.  Here's me in sula position.. as commanded by Master Husband   Pic free to reblog. licence hereby granted. do not alter image.
” ‘Sula, Kajira!’ said the man.
She slid her legs from under her and lay on her back,
her hands at her sides, palms up, her legs open. ”
[Explorers of Gor, pg 77]

 In case you do not know what sula position is. 


This slave's mindset, as requested by Master:
Definitely arousing… to be laying there basically naked and legs spread open, with the full intent of being in a position to be sexually used. Not to be “made love to”, or to necessarily have a loving sexual experience.. but to be used solely for the purpose of a Man’s pleasure, and to be sexually pleasing to him. It is humiliating, but there is a fear and vulnerability about it, not only out of concern if you will be hurt or roughly or meanly used, but there is a very real fear of if you will be pleasing enough, or good enough.. not from fear of pain of death, but from ego.. from not wanting to be found sexually lacking, from genuinely wanting to be found sexually pleasing… a deep seated need to want to scream with ecstasy as you serve and please, to want to submit fully and completely with every ounce of your soul.

Master’s mindset, viewing the girl (Argos-FoS-CA):
Look at her in Sula; there is little in this world more arousing than your slave in such a position.  She is helpless, held in that position not by physical bonds, but by the power of your Will over her.  She is supine – in totality – available for whatever use you wish to put her to.  Her surrender only shown more vigorously in a few other positions.  A well trained slave will lay there, if you’ve ordered her naked to Sula she will be fully exposed to your eyes for inspection, for evaluation, or the sensual taking of the slave.  She may be told to caress herself with the objective of allowing her juices to flow, or simply to emote the same energy a slave doing the tile dance.  What a deliciously sensual position, and a great training exercise for her to learn patience while fully exposed to your gaze.

Boy Horrified after Downloading Porn Movie

AN Maryland boy was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own sister and brother-in-law!.
Mike Scranton, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. “I was like five minutes into this porno called Dirty House Wives, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my sister, and the guy giving it to her was my brother-in-law. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”
Mike’s Sister, “Gina ” and “ Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that Mike needs to grow up and get over it.
“Gina and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think my borther-in-law a little scared he might learn a move or two from me.”
While his family seems to be in turmoil, Mike admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. “Call me crazy, but it’s going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your Sister has probably done it all up and down the dining room table!” 




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Man Witholds Sex from Wife for 7 Years

Seven years of withholding sex went too far in the eyes of an Italian court, which has ordered a Sicilian man to pay alimony to his wife for refusing conjugal relations.
The man, whose name was given only as Francesco, decided to punish his wife Piera after she opposed him in a family argument - a punishment that lasted seven years.
The highest Italian appeals court called the man’s actions - or rather, inactions - an “offence to her dignity” and said it constituted grounds for separation.
The court also ordered him to pay alimony to his now former wife and their children, born when their marriage saw happier times, and carry the legal costs of the case.
“The refusal to have sexual and affectionate relations over seven years with his wife constitutes a very serious offence to her dignity and has caused frustration with serious consequences for her psychological equilibrium,” the court judgment stated.
The behaviour is a violation of article 143 of the civil code which imposes a duty of moral and material assistance between husband and wife, the court ruled.



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Penis Problem Earns Inmate his Freedom

Plzen - A Czech prisoner serving time for theft has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.
The 37-year-old man was serving a six-month sentence in Plzen jail in the south-west of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.
He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague, where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.
They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.
After surgery, however, the man was allowed to go home, where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital.

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Nudists Turned Away From Island

Authorities in Nevis barred a gay and nudist cruise organized by a Miami company from entering the tiny Caribbean island Wednesday, saying it was offensive to local customs.
A police patrol boat stopped a Windjammer Barefoot Cruises ship carrying 110 passengers on a six-day cruise as it was approaching Charlestown, Nevis, the ship’s captain Cornelius Plantefaber said.
Plantefaber said three officers boarded the ship and demanded he accompany them to a meeting onshore. The meeting lasted about an hour and port authority, police, customs and immigration officials were present, he said.
Port authority officials confirmed that a meeting took place and the cruise ship was barred from entering.

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Doctor Takes Pictures of Naked Female Patients

The doctor told her to strip naked then she even went along when he told her to get on all fours and crawl. And she still didn’t complain when the doctor pulled out a digital camera and began taking photos. But she knew something was really wrong when she wasn’t charged for the examination.
Sadao Tanabe, the renowned cardiologist from posh government-run Bokuto Hospital who probed the young woman, was arrested on March 10, Shukan Jitsuwa notes.
“Loads of filthy photos were found on the personal computer seized from the doctor’s home. They were nearly all in their 20s or 30s and there was about 10 shots of each of them,” a police investigation source told Shukan Jitsuwa.
“The photos were of women standing up, lying down, crawling on all fours. The ones on all fours were most frequent. The cameras were taken at all different angles, from the side, from behind, etc.
I don’t care how famous a doctor he was supposed to have been, I can’t believe he took photos like these.

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More Sex Worth $50,000 a Year

If you’re spending long days at the office in hopes of a raise, you may want to consider going home early and jumping into the sack.
Increasing sex frequency from once a month to at least once a week provides as much happiness as a $50,000-a-year raise, according to a paper titled “Money, Sex and Happiness: An Empirical Study,” submitted to the National Bureau of Economic Research, one of the leading organizations in its field.
The findings come from two economists - David Blanchflower of England’s Dartmouth College and Andrew Oswald of the University of Warwick in England - who are leaders in a growing field known as “happiness economics,” which includes research on how such things as unemployment or the position of an employee’s desk affect happiness.
“People are interested in questions about what gives people satisfaction,” Blanchflower said. “We, as economists, look at money and marriage.”
In their 2004 study, Blanchflower and Oswald analyzed self-reported sexual activity and levels of happiness of more than 16,000 American adults who participated in surveys since the early 1990s.
“I think it says more money is not going to bring you as much happiness as a good family life,” Blanchflower said.
Furthermore, their study found that a lasting marriage offers about $100,000 worth of happiness a year; that is, on average, a single person would need to earn an extra $100,000 annually to be as happy as the married person with the same education and other characteristics.


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Phone Sex Operator Gets Masturbation Settlement

A Florida phone sex operator has won a workers’ compensation settlement claiming she was injured after regularly masturbating at work, her lawyer said.
The lawyer told Reuters he was not sure whether the Fort Lauderdale woman’s claim was the first of its kind, but it certainly was out of the ordinary.
He said his client agreed to a “minimal settlement” earlier this month. He declined to disclose the amount.
During the course of her claim for workers’ compensation benefits, the now 40-year-old employee of Fort Lauderdale’s CFP Enterprises, Inc. said she developed carpal tunnel syndrome - also known as repetitive motion injury - in both hands from masturbating as many as seven times a day while speaking with callers, said the attorney, who spoke about the case this week on the condition that his client’s name not be revealed.
“She was told to do whatever it takes to keep the person on the phone as long as possible,” he said.
The woman used one hand to answer the telephone and the other to note customer’s names and fetishes and to give herself an orgasm during the verbal exchanges.
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Nudist Minister Plans Nudist Services

A nudist church minister in Queensland has called on like-minded Christians to join him in celebrating religion in the buff.
Tired of having to defend his penchant for nudity, Pastor Robert Wright decided to hold weekly Christian services for nudists.
Meanwhile, a Baptist minister at Tweed Heads in northern NSW declared nudists to be evil when objecting to a naked music festival at nearby Cabarita next month.
Raw Cabarita, which promises “an awesome three-day party where clothes aren’t necessary” raised eyebrows after organisers revealed even security guards would bare all for the festival, starting April 22.
Tweed Coast Community Baptist Church Pastor Graham Eggins said he was concerned the event would destroy the reputation of the area, which survives on family-friendly tourism.


Belgian Man on Trial for Having Sex with Dogs

A Belgian man on trial for having sex with dogs claims he did it out of compassion for man’s best friend, a Belgian paper said on Friday. 
Daily Gazet Van Antwerpen said the 36-year old in the eastern Belgian town of Genk told the court he had sex with dogs “out of love for animals,” since a lot of them can’t have sex, especially those locked up in refuges.
The man, only identified by his initials, could face six months in jail if convicted.
He had worked in an animal refuge before and had also posted thousands of pictures on the Internet of himself having sex with dogs, the paper said. - From yahoo news

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Man Changes Name To Pronoun 'They'

The 44-year-old formerly known as Andrew Wilson (and now known as “They") says the moniker swap started as a family joke because he always wondered, “Who is this `they’ when people say `They say this’ and `They say that?’”
They says he has a good sense of humor and decided to legally change his name and take responsibility for They. He even has a driver’s license with the name on it.
They is also an inventor and holds 14 patents, including Ground-Effect lighting - a neon light that fits under cars - and Shades Eyewear, sunglasses which have a visor extending a half-inch from the top to shade the glare of the sun.
Of course, being the face of They comes with baggage - mostly, the reputation of being a kill-joy. But They says “that’s the yin and yang of life.”
They has no intention of ever changing his name back to Andrew Wilson and says his friends tell him, “If anyone but you changed your name to They, they would think he had a problem.”
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Sexual Implants for Women Produce Orgasm on Demand

An electronic device designed to improve women’s sexual satisfaction has passed its first major test.
American researcher Dr Stuart Meloy claimed his invention - known as the Orgasmatron - resulted in improved sexual response in 91 per cent of those in clinical trials.
The device, implanted into the buttocks, is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a remote-controlled button.

Dr Meloy said a trial involving 11 patients had shown the Orgasmatron - a name which he has trademarked - does work.
“In ten of the 11 patients, we were able to give them a sensation that they described as pleasurable,” said Dr Meloy, of the Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants clinic in North Carolina.
“Even those who could not reach orgasm reported an increase in sexual satisfaction so in that sense it was still successful. The results were promising in my mind.”
“I think we have demonstrated that it works.”

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Sex Doll Causes Panic in the Post Office

Berlin - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said on Wednesday.
“Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises,” a spokesperson for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said.
“They were worried the package might be a bomb.”
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll.
The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
Order was restored after the sender removed the doll’s batteries so the defective product could be returned.

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Hair Loss Makes You Horny

Though joking that a lack of hair may make a guy horny is a typical icebreaker, some scholars are suggesting there’s more than a thread of truth that being follicly challenged makes the libido livelier.
“It’s true to a certain point,” Kanehiro Fukuta, a specialist in baldness and head of the Aichi Prefecture-based Fukuta Hifuka dermatology clinic, tells Aera.
Baldness occurs when the top part of the head prevents male hormones from being accepted and hair growth stops.
“People with little hair on the head have parts that are blocking off male hormones,” Fukuta tells Aera. “Testosterone creates the energy that gives men their macho, vigor and virility. If this energy is blocked off, there are times when it could move into the sex drive. Perhaps that’s what it means when people say the bald are more likely to be horny.”

New Flavored Condoms

From glow in the dark to new vibrating condoms, condom manufacturers are becoming increasingly creative when it comes to safe sex.
Manufacturer Ansell recently released its new vibrating condom, Vibe 4U – a battery-operated silicone ring that fits over a normal condom to make it pulsate.
Ansell spokeswoman Lucinda McEvoy says the device, which retails at $12 (for one), has become the No.1-selling condom in Australia since its December release.
McEvoy claims that even people who don’t like using condoms and others who have no need for contraception are keenly trying the product – simply for the sensation.
“We had groups of all ages interested,” she says. “People who we would have thought weren’t actually buying condoms wanted to give it a go.”
But the vibrating condoms are not the only imaginative creations on the market.
For those who like a few tunes to get them in the mood, there are the new musical condoms. Fitted with a mini electronic device connected to tiny sensors, the condom produces songs which get louder as the sex becomes more passionate, while the choice of tune is determined by the position.
Also new is the ice condom, containing a special lubricant which cools to create an icy feeling.
For those who prefer a little heat, there are the warming condoms, which use the same principle but in reverse.

Man found having sex with neighbor's goat

South Africa: A man was arrested for bestiality after he was found raping his neighbour’s goat at a village in Limpopo yesterday morning, police said.
Ntobeng Phala, a police spokesperson, said the owner of the goat heard the animal crying from the kraal at Zist Village, Ga-Maleboho, about 200km northwest of Polokwane. He went to see what was going on and “came across this man stark-naked, busy having sex with one of the goats.”
Phala said the man was even more shocked to discover the naked man (42) was his nephew and his neighbour. The shocked uncle summoned the police who arrested the man. He would appear in court soon.


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Jennifer Love Hewitt Loves Her Own Breasts

Jennifer Love Hewitt has confessed she can’t stop looking at websites devoted to her breasts.
The sexy star’s famous chest has several websites set up in honour of the ample pair.
She admitted: “I’m fascinated with the Jennifer Love Hewitt breast sites.”
The star, who has always denied having breast implants, says she often studies the Web pictures to decide which clothes to wear.
She added: “It’s fantastic. When I’m in corsets, they’re better because they’re lifted or separated or whatever.”
Earlier this week Jennifer confessed she has difficulty attracting the right men.
The Hollywood beauty admits she has been out on several awful dates that have left a lasting impression on her.
She told a chat show: “I attract interesting people… I went out with a guy who yelled at me for the entire time I was eating, ‘Why are you eating your steak like that? Why do you want ketchup? What is that?”
The sexy star remains single and has now given up being romantically set-up with men.
She said: “I wouldn’t blind date now. That would be weird.” - Bang Showbiz

Wedding Ring on Penis

Romanian doctors have removed a man’s wedding ring from his penis.
The patient, who is married and has two children, told doctors he had a one night stand with another woman.
He couldn’t say how the ring got onto his penis but suspected the mistress wanted to embarrass him because he fell asleep during sex.
Doctors said the man, from Rovinari, will recover after the incident.
They said it was not the first time they had to save people from embarrassing situations.
In another case, a man came to hospital with his penis stuck in a cola bottle.
“He looked like a very respectable person. We managed to remove the bottle without harming his sexual organ,” a urologist told Opinia Olteniana newspaper.

Cruel And Unusual Punishment

A jailer gave a laxative to an inmate who had requested cold medicine, then taunted the man as he suffered severe diarrhea, authorities said.
Johnnie Dallas Pruett, 27, was fired and charged with battery in the March 1 incident involving 19-year-old Darryl R. Bartlett.
Sheriff’s Capt. Jamie Martin said that after Bartlett asked for cold medicine, Pruett brought him three pink pills and a cup of water. The inmate took the pills, and Pruett began laughing and showed him a box of over-the-counter laxative pills.
Bartlett said that after an hour and a half, he developed severe stomach pains, vomited and had severe diarrhea. He said Pruett taunted him throughout the night and asked if he needed a diaper. The inmate was in jail on a failure-to-appear warrant.

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Sex Play Goes Wrong When Cops Show Up
Police officers in the southern Dutch town of Brunssum jumped into action to prevent what must be one of the most terrifying crimes women face today: being bundled into a van by strangers and driven away.
When a passer-by saw a bare-footed woman being held by a man in Brunssum, the police responded imediately. According to the report the woman’s hands were tied behind her back and her “abductor” had his hand over her mouth. Two other men were standing around, apparently waiting at a nearby van.
A team of 20 officers took up the pursuit and tracked the van to the city of Heerlen. The three male occupants, aged 36, 39 and 58 and all from Heerlen, were all arrested.
But based on testimony from the men and their “victim”, the police established no crime had taken place. The “kidnapping”, RTL Nieuws reported on Sunday, was a sexual role-playing fantasy, in which the woman was a voluntary participant. 

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Utah Bans Porn

THE UTAH SENATE has approved legislation that will force ISPs to ban certain web sites that are defined as “harmful to children”.
Basically that includes any site that fits into a Utah senator’s definition of pornography, which we understand is quite wide.
To make matters worse, the law will force search engines and even email providers not to display porn or face prosecution.
The law is being considered by the newly elected Republican governor Jon Huntsman. If it is approved, chances are it will be immediately challenged under the US constitution.
Apparently the US founding fathers had a problem with people imposing the same strict censorship of the interweb as enjoyed by China.
Supporters of the Utah bill, such as advocacy group Citizens Against Pornography, have called for this type of censorship to “give parents more control of their home Internet connections”. Surely ‘more control’ doesn’t mean more state control.
Installing web filters at home and packing their children off to bible class would be more useful than banning the Internet for the rest of the universe.


Teacher Shows Her Own Sex Pictures to Students

A Judson High School substitute teacher has lost her job after police say X-rated pictures of her having sex were passed around a classroom, school officials said.
These days with modern technology, you can take a picture anywhere with the click of your cellphone.
It was a camera phone that got some X-rated pictures into Judson High School and cost the substitute her job.
“This teacher obviously didn’t have her heart in the right place and didn’t have enough sense to actually know what was right and wrong in the classroom,” Judson ISD spokesman Sean Hoffmann said.
The substitute teacher was supposed to be giving a lesson on health at Judson’s Gray Campus. Instead, it was more like a sex education class courtesy of the teacher’s camera phone.
“The female substitute had pictures of herself and pictures of another individual with her on that camera phone,” Hoffmann said.

Woman Accused Of Naked Dog Wrestling

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. - A 40-year-old woman described as a transient was jailed in Grand Junction - accused of jumping a fence to wrestle naked with a dog.
An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.
Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.
Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog’s owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.
“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr told the Grand Junction Sentinel.
The dog wasn’t injured, according to KMGH-TV in Denver.
Police arrested Earle on a previous warrant and took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.

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Crazy Chainsaw Juggling

Crazy Canadian chainsaw chucker Tom Comet was able to juggle three petrol-driven chainsaws for 44 throws (14 complete rotations and two catches) on August 5, 2002, at Princess Street Gardens, Edinburgh, Scotland.
Tom, a member of the Daredevil Opera Company, performed his cutting-edge record attempt in front of a 1,000-strong crowd at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. His act – the aptly named “Rocket Johnny and Roxanne Rolls’ Untimely, Tragic and Fiery Death Stunt Show” – began with Tom dropping a chainsaw after 22 throws, but he calmy picked it up and started again, beating the previous record of 42 throws.

Nude Models Expose to Students

“Nude modeling is incredibly important,” Lindsey Page, a senior art student at Penn State, said. “Drawing from a photograph versus drawing from a real human being is a world of difference.”
A Penn State expert considers nude modeling essential to visual art.
“You can go all the way back to the beginning of history and see that there’s nudity in art,” said Charles Garoian, director of the School of Visual Arts, who has spent 35 years researching and teaching art.
Garoian said the body has historically been used by artists to interpret the human condition of that time period.
“I don’t think this is a job for someone who doesn’t have a good self image,” one of the nude models said. “I think you have to be comfortable in your own skin.”

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