Monday, August 17, 2009

Stuff I like....

Okay....so I know that peanut butter is not exactly the food of choice for losing weight, but I love the stuff. Besides, like most everything else, it's not the food that's bad for you so much as the quantity of the food you eat. Peanut butter is a good source of protein and fiber. It has a lot of fat...hence the need to moderate yourself with a bit of common sense. I'm particularly fond of the Natural Jif (crunchy of course) because it is very low in sodium and contains no high fructose corn syrup.

Yes, it's got a lot of fat. Yes, it's high in calories. Yes, it's one of those processed foods that I railed against in an earlier post.

But it's damn good. If I have to give up eating good stuff just to be skinny...quite frankly....I'd rather be fat. I'm pretty sure there is a way to have both. 
 

Pro:
-nutrient dense food that requires no preparation and is tasty and filling
-natural ingredients and low salt content and no HFC syrup
-no need to stir; most natural peanut butter looks like brown snot and quickly goes rancid

Con:
-this is NOT a low fat product, they make low fat PB but it tastes like mud (actually, I have a more vulgar descriptive label..but you get the idea)
-not good if you have a peanut allergy 

Awsome pussies


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Humor - Peta Protest for lack of oral sex....


ETA PROTESTS LACK OF ORAL SEX:

"Animals Get Eaten More Than We Do," Say Nude Women

Whachington: (IP)
Wearing nothing but body paint and fake ears, angry women staged dozens of protests around the nation today, crouching on busy sidewalks in tiny wire cages cute naked girl in a cage painted like a tigerafter painting tiger stripes on their otherwise nude bodies. Shouting slogans and arguments at passers-by, the women, members of People for Eating Tasty Animals (PETA), were protesting what they call "the persistantnude caged woman painted like a catand invidious male failure to lick pussy, give head, or go muff diving."
The unprecedented display of public nudity was intended, according to PETA spokes-woman Ima Hornay, to shock complacent men into reconsidering their routine failure to deliver oral sex. "Nothing promotes discussion and dialogue nude ebony cat woman locked in a cagebetter than a naked woman in a cage," she said. "We believe that the shock value of public nudity and the exposure of our bodies to public scrutiny is the naked PETA protestor exposed in a cage on a public streetonly way to convince men that we are deadly serious about this cause and that we won't rest until we get the cunt licking we deserve."
Hornay explained that male excuses for not providing oral sex are, in her view, inexcusably weak. "Men say we don't smell good, or we don't taste good. But have you seen some of nude PETA protestor does caged public nudity and body paintthe things men willeat? Men go hunting all the time, and the smelly animals they drag back get eaten more than we do! We are here to demand that they get over it, and get back to giving us the oral pleasure we deserve. Our message is that women taste good!"really cute cat girl crouches bare in her wire cage
Other protesters were even more blunt. "My husband is always pushing my head down toward his dick," complained Nita Fashel, "but he hasn't licked my pussy since before we were married. That's unacceptable to me. I came out here today to help spread the word in the only language men understand: blonde tiger girl crouches nude in her cage under the hot sunlots of beautiful tits and ass on public display in cages!"
However, many of the people who witnessed the protests appeared confused by the caged animal imagery. "Why are all these hot babes painted to look like tigers?" asked one otherwise enthusiastic young man. "I mean, is it a beastiality naked caged tiger woman gives a pretty smilething? Or what? I don't get it, but I like it."
The confining wire cages also bewildered most observers. One young woman asked one of the caged nude tiger women "Why are you putting yourself on display like a helpless pet in a kennel? Are you trying to get men to collar you and leash you and teach you to jump through hoops on command? Do you want to be kept in cages? Animals are like slaves, is that the status you want for women? Don't you think nude tiger girl sisters crouch naked in their parking lot cagesthe humiliation of such public nakedness will prevent men from taking you seriously?"
Most of the men witnessing the protest, however, seemed to be taking voyeuristic pleasure pleasure in the event, rather than being persuaded of the points PETA nude tiger girl with pretty boobs claws at her cagehoped to make. "If these babes think that getting naked, painting themselves like Cat Woman, locking themselves in cages, and showing off their yummy stuff on the street is gonna make me lick more cunt, they have another think coming! If women weren't so damn stingy about sucking cock, they'd probably sultry chained naked tiger girl lounges naked on the straw behind the heavy
				iron bars of her animal cageget a lot more head themselves."
Police arrested two ambitious young men who attempted to lift an occupied cage into the back of their pickup truck. sexy nude tiger woman writhes against the heavy cold steel bars of
				her animal cage"Since this tiger chick was shouting about licking pussy, we thought we'd take her home and start with her," one of the men is reported to have told police. There were no other arrests, although several of the caged women complained of being goosed through the bars and one claimed she was attacked by a man wielding a large rubber tongue on a stick.

"Animals Get Eaten More Than We Do," Say Nude Women

Whachington: (IP)
Wearing nothing but body paint and fake ears, angry women staged dozens of protests around the nation today, crouching on busy sidewalks in tiny wire cages cute naked girl in a cage painted like a tigerafter painting tiger stripes on their otherwise nude bodies. Shouting slogans and arguments at passers-by, the women, members of People for Eating Tasty Animals (PETA), were protesting what they call "the persistantnude caged woman painted like a catand invidious male failure to lick pussy, give head, or go muff diving."
The unprecedented display of public nudity was intended, according to PETA spokes-woman Ima Hornay, to shock complacent men into reconsidering their routine failure to deliver oral sex. "Nothing promotes discussion and dialogue nude ebony cat woman locked in a cagebetter than a naked woman in a cage," she said. "We believe that the shock value of public nudity and the exposure of our bodies to public scrutiny is the naked PETA protestor exposed in a cage on a public streetonly way to convince men that we are deadly serious about this cause and that we won't rest until we get the cunt licking we deserve."
Hornay explained that male excuses for not providing oral sex are, in her view, inexcusably weak. "Men say we don't smell good, or we don't taste good. But have you seen some of nude PETA protestor does caged public nudity and body paintthe things men willeat? Men go hunting all the time, and the smelly animals they drag back get eaten more than we do! We are here to demand that they get over it, and get back to giving us the oral pleasure we deserve. Our message is that women taste good!"really cute cat girl crouches bare in her wire cage
Other protesters were even more blunt. "My husband is always pushing my head down toward his dick," complained Nita Fashel, "but he hasn't licked my pussy since before we were married. That's unacceptable to me. I came out here today to help spread the word in the only language men understand: blonde tiger girl crouches nude in her cage under the hot sunlots of beautiful tits and ass on public display in cages!"
However, many of the people who witnessed the protests appeared confused by the caged animal imagery. "Why are all these hot babes painted to look like tigers?" asked one otherwise enthusiastic young man. "I mean, is it a beastiality naked caged tiger woman gives a pretty smilething? Or what? I don't get it, but I like it."
The confining wire cages also bewildered most observers. One young woman asked one of the caged nude tiger women "Why are you putting yourself on display like a helpless pet in a kennel? Are you trying to get men to collar you and leash you and teach you to jump through hoops on command? Do you want to be kept in cages? Animals are like slaves, is that the status you want for women? Don't you think nude tiger girl sisters crouch naked in their parking lot cagesthe humiliation of such public nakedness will prevent men from taking you seriously?"
Most of the men witnessing the protest, however, seemed to be taking voyeuristic pleasure pleasure in the event, rather than being persuaded of the points PETA nude tiger girl with pretty boobs claws at her cagehoped to make. "If these babes think that getting naked, painting themselves like Cat Woman, locking themselves in cages, and showing off their yummy stuff on the street is gonna make me lick more cunt, they have another think coming! If women weren't so damn stingy about sucking cock, they'd probably sultry chained naked tiger girl lounges naked on the straw behind the heavy
				iron bars of her animal cageget a lot more head themselves."
Police arrested two ambitious young men who attempted to lift an occupied cage into the back of their pickup truck. sexy nude tiger woman writhes against the heavy cold steel bars of
				her animal cage"Since this tiger chick was shouting about licking pussy, we thought we'd take her home and start with her," one of the men is reported to have told police. There were no other arrests, although several of the caged women complained of being goosed through the bars and one claimed she was attacked by a man wielding a large rubber tongue on a stick.